PROFESSOR IN THE CLASS (JOKE)

1.  Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
2. Open the doors of the window let the Airforce come in.
3. Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
4. Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
5. You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)
6. Both of u three, get out of the class.
7. Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today
8.  Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
9. Take 5 cm wire of any length.
10.  I have two daughters. Both of them are girls..(?)
11. All of you, stand in a straight circle.
12.  There is no wind in the ball.
13. ( angrily to  BOY) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
14. ( Giving a punishment) You, rotate the ground four times...
15. You, go and under-stand the tree...
16. You three of you, stand together separately.
17. Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

While going for a film with his wife. By chance, he happened  to see one of his

 boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see  them. So the next day at school (to that boy):

 "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."